Tuesday, 20 April 2010

The explanation of DRAGONFACE!

Place: Ext. Near Costcutters down the dip.
Time: Forth Lesson
Date: A few weeks ago. About.

Characters
Chloe - Me
Car Chloe - Chloe Williams
Ben - as himself
Timothy - Tim

Script

Car Chloe - Driving past
Chloe - (Pointing at Car Chloe) Look! It's Chloe in the car!
Ben - Your a liar! Your Chloe!

Timothy walking with us.

Chloe - (Laughing alot) NO!! i saw Car Chloe in the Car!! LOOK!
Ben - STOP LIEING, YOUR CHLOE!!
Chloe - No really!
Ben - Your lieing, what else are you lieing about?
Chloe - What? Nothing!
Ben - Your Chloe! your lieing just like you were lieing when you said you slayed that dragon!
Chloe - But i did slay that dragon! i tore that bitch up!
Ben - Oh really? then where is his head?
Chloe - thats his head!! (points at Timothy!)
Ben - What? Timothy's Dragonface?

Timothy giggles.

Chloe - Uhh, YES! Timothy is Dragonface! I dragonfaced him good!
Ben - I thought he was looking dragonfaced!

Timothy continues to giggle while the conversation progresses but hardly changing.

Narration
From this conversation evolved Dragonface! Dragonface is when you replace random words in normal sentences as frequently as you want with the word dragonface, and when this happens the person partaking in the conversation must reply using the word dragonface at least once, and this shall continue until the conversation has died. The beauty of Dragonface is that it can replace ANY word you want with it and you then become part of our elite group. And so this is the history of the great fad!

N.B The script has been altered slightly as not everyone is dragonface enough to remember a conversation word for word.

3 comments:

  1. wow. this script is the most dragonface piece of dragonface I ever dragonfaced.




    ....dragonface.

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  2. I dragonfaced everywhere after i read this.

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