Place: Ext. Near Costcutters down the dip.
Time: Forth Lesson
Date: A few weeks ago. About.
Characters
Chloe - Me
Car Chloe - Chloe Williams
Ben - as himself
Timothy - Tim
Script
Car Chloe - Driving past
Chloe - (Pointing at Car Chloe) Look! It's Chloe in the car!
Ben - Your a liar! Your Chloe!
Timothy walking with us.
Chloe - (Laughing alot) NO!! i saw Car Chloe in the Car!! LOOK!
Ben - STOP LIEING, YOUR CHLOE!!
Chloe - No really!
Ben - Your lieing, what else are you lieing about?
Chloe - What? Nothing!
Ben - Your Chloe! your lieing just like you were lieing when you said you slayed that dragon!
Chloe - But i did slay that dragon! i tore that bitch up!
Ben - Oh really? then where is his head?
Chloe - thats his head!! (points at Timothy!)
Ben - What? Timothy's Dragonface?
Timothy giggles.
Chloe - Uhh, YES! Timothy is Dragonface! I dragonfaced him good!
Ben - I thought he was looking dragonfaced!
Timothy continues to giggle while the conversation progresses but hardly changing.
Narration
From this conversation evolved Dragonface! Dragonface is when you replace random words in normal sentences as frequently as you want with the word dragonface, and when this happens the person partaking in the conversation must reply using the word dragonface at least once, and this shall continue until the conversation has died. The beauty of Dragonface is that it can replace ANY word you want with it and you then become part of our elite group. And so this is the history of the great fad!
N.B The script has been altered slightly as not everyone is dragonface enough to remember a conversation word for word.
Tuesday, 20 April 2010
Dicks...
Men are in fact the above! (there are exceptions i.e gay men and Adam) - an offensive but true statement!
It all began when i was stupid enough to open up to a member from the opposite sex...i have now become (in men's terms) a difficult person to be with. Not only do i now feel like a right tit to just have my confidence ripped from under me due to some unflattering comments, but i now feel as though i was an idiot to ever think that a non complicated relationship is possible outside the world of television. Sensible people would have learnt thier lesson after the first disfunctional relationship that lasted longer than it should. But NO!! Chloe tries again, and in fact fails!
After the ghastly honeymoon period, (yes you feel like your on cloud nine at the time but things can only go downhill from here.) we then went on to the comfortable couple that act as though they have been together for years...although it's annoying to outsiders, long term couples all go through it! We recently just left the more bestfriend than lover stage where you find that most of your time together is spent talking and playing games, but now...now we are at the worst stage. The stage where you realise that you are no longer compatible and the spark has dissolved in to the past. We are now at the stage where we have to go on a bloody *break* just to decide whether there is point in continuing this excuse of a relationship. Who are we kidding? We don't like the same things and intersts, his life is cars, my life is photography and both of us couldn't care less about the others interest. We argue about everything and anything our morals couldn't be further apart and the big one... our future. We both want completely different things. He wants the marriage and kids or to travel the world and i simply don't. I'm a wing it person! So basically we don't even have a functional future with eachother.
So, yes i will admitt i love this dick of a boyfriend, but i keep asking myself, what is the point anymore? Love can't actually be enough. I don't want to make a mistake by leaving him as not long after i would just come crawling back...so if we break up i want it to be his doing. soo basically relationships are SHIT!! Stay single if you are commitmentphobic like me. men are too complicated...Just do women! haha
It all began when i was stupid enough to open up to a member from the opposite sex...i have now become (in men's terms) a difficult person to be with. Not only do i now feel like a right tit to just have my confidence ripped from under me due to some unflattering comments, but i now feel as though i was an idiot to ever think that a non complicated relationship is possible outside the world of television. Sensible people would have learnt thier lesson after the first disfunctional relationship that lasted longer than it should. But NO!! Chloe tries again, and in fact fails!
After the ghastly honeymoon period, (yes you feel like your on cloud nine at the time but things can only go downhill from here.) we then went on to the comfortable couple that act as though they have been together for years...although it's annoying to outsiders, long term couples all go through it! We recently just left the more bestfriend than lover stage where you find that most of your time together is spent talking and playing games, but now...now we are at the worst stage. The stage where you realise that you are no longer compatible and the spark has dissolved in to the past. We are now at the stage where we have to go on a bloody *break* just to decide whether there is point in continuing this excuse of a relationship. Who are we kidding? We don't like the same things and intersts, his life is cars, my life is photography and both of us couldn't care less about the others interest. We argue about everything and anything our morals couldn't be further apart and the big one... our future. We both want completely different things. He wants the marriage and kids or to travel the world and i simply don't. I'm a wing it person! So basically we don't even have a functional future with eachother.
So, yes i will admitt i love this dick of a boyfriend, but i keep asking myself, what is the point anymore? Love can't actually be enough. I don't want to make a mistake by leaving him as not long after i would just come crawling back...so if we break up i want it to be his doing. soo basically relationships are SHIT!! Stay single if you are commitmentphobic like me. men are too complicated...Just do women! haha
Wednesday, 14 April 2010
Tattoo
Tuesday 30th March 2010
I had the first two hour sitting of my tattoo, and after three tubes of Ametop numbing cream and Paracetemol to ease the pain i didn't feel a thing for the first hour! However, the second hour i did, but it was more uncomfortable than anything, the only bits that did hurt were on my spine and shoulder blades. Cleaning the thing four times a day has become the biggest inconvienience throughout the whole occurance, not only does it interfere with my hectic days, but at first it was particulary tender and caused discomfort, especially having to wear cling film to bed for the first four nights, now however, it feels great! So far i am very impressed with its appearance and am extatic to have the finished result..
Here is the tattoo after my first sitting.
Saturday 10th April 2010
This was the date of my second sitting, first of all the time in which my appointment was supposed to be was rearranged to 3:00pm instead of 2:00pm, so there i was 3:00pm on the dot! but as tattooing can take longer sometimes people are left to wait in the waiting area anticipating if the pain is going to be worse than last time for over 45 minutes whilst her mother is continously asking if she is nervous despite her previous experience of the procedure. This time, like the last i did use the three tubes of Ametop numbing cream so that i would hopefully feel no pain for the first hour like before, little did i know that by the time i had finally began the two hour sitting that the cream had already began to wear off, first couple of seconds..pleasantly nothing...as the seconds turned into minutes... lets just say i wasn't impressed. For the majority of the first hour my face was scrunched up into itself from the pain i was trying to overcome, after countless comments of my comic expression from my mother i became relaxed and embraced the pain, although it sounds worse i became more chilled and once my bodies automatic numbness kicked in, the pain decreased and it then became more uncomfortable than painfull but there was still pain none the less. The tattoo duration went over the two hours and in fact lasted a further 30 mintues but i will tell you now...i am not complaining, the fellow tattooists had finished for the day so came in to admire the progress, and all commented on my design and how well Maria (The tattooist) had done..and she had done a great job. Then to my delight the beautiful man came through the door, (crushes are fine!) he was one of the tattooists, every thing about this man was a work of art, from his beard down to his Vans, he had the smile, the style, the jokes, the tattoo's all he was missing was a piercing and a guitar! He seemed a little daft i would say, but not in an annoying way.. he was obviously too old for me but even my mother said he was handsome and said that he was flirting..which i was strangely surprised at, anyway overall i am glad there is no more pain to experience and that my tattoo is finally finished, i am very pleased with the outcome and would definately recommend Abracadabra Tattoo, Maria Fleet was a pleasure to talk to and in my opinion did a fantastic job!
Here is the Final Tattoo
And here is how you can contact Abracadabra if you are interested in checking them out
http://www.abracadabratattoo.co.uk/
Come visit us at Abracadabra
Tattoo's are on a strict appointment basis. Call to find latest waiting times
Abracadabra Tattoo Ltd
99 Cefn Fforest Ave Blackwood Gwent NP12 3JX Wales
01443837410
Our Opening hours are:
Monday Closed
Tuesday 11 - 7
Wednesday 11 - 6
Thursday 11 - 7
Friday 11 - 6
Saturday 9 - 5
Sunday 11 - 2 (phone first to check we're open)
I had the first two hour sitting of my tattoo, and after three tubes of Ametop numbing cream and Paracetemol to ease the pain i didn't feel a thing for the first hour! However, the second hour i did, but it was more uncomfortable than anything, the only bits that did hurt were on my spine and shoulder blades. Cleaning the thing four times a day has become the biggest inconvienience throughout the whole occurance, not only does it interfere with my hectic days, but at first it was particulary tender and caused discomfort, especially having to wear cling film to bed for the first four nights, now however, it feels great! So far i am very impressed with its appearance and am extatic to have the finished result..
Here is the tattoo after my first sitting.
Saturday 10th April 2010
This was the date of my second sitting, first of all the time in which my appointment was supposed to be was rearranged to 3:00pm instead of 2:00pm, so there i was 3:00pm on the dot! but as tattooing can take longer sometimes people are left to wait in the waiting area anticipating if the pain is going to be worse than last time for over 45 minutes whilst her mother is continously asking if she is nervous despite her previous experience of the procedure. This time, like the last i did use the three tubes of Ametop numbing cream so that i would hopefully feel no pain for the first hour like before, little did i know that by the time i had finally began the two hour sitting that the cream had already began to wear off, first couple of seconds..pleasantly nothing...as the seconds turned into minutes... lets just say i wasn't impressed. For the majority of the first hour my face was scrunched up into itself from the pain i was trying to overcome, after countless comments of my comic expression from my mother i became relaxed and embraced the pain, although it sounds worse i became more chilled and once my bodies automatic numbness kicked in, the pain decreased and it then became more uncomfortable than painfull but there was still pain none the less. The tattoo duration went over the two hours and in fact lasted a further 30 mintues but i will tell you now...i am not complaining, the fellow tattooists had finished for the day so came in to admire the progress, and all commented on my design and how well Maria (The tattooist) had done..and she had done a great job. Then to my delight the beautiful man came through the door, (crushes are fine!) he was one of the tattooists, every thing about this man was a work of art, from his beard down to his Vans, he had the smile, the style, the jokes, the tattoo's all he was missing was a piercing and a guitar! He seemed a little daft i would say, but not in an annoying way.. he was obviously too old for me but even my mother said he was handsome and said that he was flirting..which i was strangely surprised at, anyway overall i am glad there is no more pain to experience and that my tattoo is finally finished, i am very pleased with the outcome and would definately recommend Abracadabra Tattoo, Maria Fleet was a pleasure to talk to and in my opinion did a fantastic job!
Here is the Final Tattoo
And here is how you can contact Abracadabra if you are interested in checking them out
http://www.abracadabratattoo.co.uk/
Come visit us at Abracadabra
Tattoo's are on a strict appointment basis. Call to find latest waiting times
Abracadabra Tattoo Ltd
99 Cefn Fforest Ave Blackwood Gwent NP12 3JX Wales
01443837410
Our Opening hours are:
Monday Closed
Tuesday 11 - 7
Wednesday 11 - 6
Thursday 11 - 7
Friday 11 - 6
Saturday 9 - 5
Sunday 11 - 2 (phone first to check we're open)
Wednesday, 24 March 2010
The cutter of cost
I took a trip to Costcutter's perviously this week only to be left dissapointed! A Bueno chocolate bar which is usually 55p in the Mars, here it was 65p!! Now i am one to complain of such inconvenience as not only did i only have 58p, but i was faced with the embarrasment of taking it to the counter and discovering it was too expensive for my liking and had to retreat back to the decision stage. What ever happened to PRICE TAGS?? because in Costcutter they are non existant! Why would they deliberately inflict that irritating situation on you!!
Does this look like a happy place to you? Yes? Well, WHY MISLEAD YOUR CUSTOMERS? because I was not a happy customer!
So Costcutter (Who claim to be the cutter of cost) you in fact do NOT cut the cost! if anything you are too expensive for us casual folk!
SO FUCK YOU!
Friday, 19 March 2010
The position of the Welsh Language in contempory Wales
Although it is on more of a slant..
You may want to go and visit this, but be aware to do this soon as it is at risk of becoming extinct!
It's favourite snacks are Oreo's, there is free entry into it's cage but ONLY if you are waering Levi's, otherwise you have to pay £524 in order to see the indangered Welsh Language otherwise you go to hell from seeing 'THE GAME' written on a trapped door beneath your feet at the pearly gates!
Thursday, 18 March 2010
Catch up blog
Ok, so here goes..
Friday 12th: Mair's party..Everythings hazy and i'm trying to piece together my drunken night, which is not easy when people have so many stories about you... like sitting in a plant and not realising for e.g. haha so drinking should be taking to a minimum i think! haha
Saturday 13th: I didn't get in from Mair's party until gone two, and fell asleep around three, i was up several times to have a glass of water to try and sober up, when i finally got up for work i was convinced i was still drunk at half eight. but luckily it wore off not long after starting my shift. Luckily i was finished my twelve thrity and went to cardiff with Lloyd-Rhys SHOPPING! it was for mothers day and i spent money i didn't have lol money i was meant to save for my Tattoo in two weeks time! we then went to watch The Rocky Horror Picture show in theatre which is not advised when you have a HUGE hangover but the show....AMAZING!! i loved it! and surprisingly so did Lloyd-Rhys!
Sunday 14th: Mothersday, bought my mom some dress she liked in H&M and some Thorntons chocolates, luckily she was pleased, we went shopping had a mcdonalds, i got some Photo shop work done and ate loads of junk food....it was a good day :D
Monday 15th : Sarah seemed to be a little weird with me, which i understand but am still upset about...Sarah, i think your a good friend and i hope we can put it behind us and get on with things...
I also discovered my tears.. i now realise how iv'e been testing the ropes and that i am lucky to have what i have and i need to make decisions in order to keep those things. So maybe a life change is in order here!
Tuesday 16th: Lloyd-Rhys...we had a long talk about how he doesn't listen to me and he doesn't understand me, also how he doesn't support me when i need him...we spoke about our worries, as i didn't know what to do with my life, was i rejecting universtity for our relationship? is it umiversity that i want to do? i didn't know! i was afraid that i would lose Lloyd-Rhys and he was worried he was going to lose me...he said hes afraid that he isn't good enough for me and that i will leave him for another woman, even though he knows that i am in love with him, why doesn't he get that he's my exception? and that he's special to me? There was alot of shouting and insults and at one point i thought that was it...untill he made me a promise...that if i go to universtity he will support me, and he will get a job that pays more to support of finances if we move in together...so for now things were solved..
Wednesday 17th: The Newport interview for Fashion and advertising photography, after having all of the talks and tours a quickly fell in love with place, the course sounds amazing and the facilities were to a high standard, i even looked at the accomidation and although it wasn't very good it made me excited! In the actual interview, i think it went well, it lasted about 25 minutes and i spoke for most of it, i was prepared with questions and explained my work as much as i could, he mentioned a foundation year, i replied that i would do it if it was advised and if they don't think i could cope but he said he thinks i would be able to cope as my Portfolio is methodical and my B&W prints were to a high standard, so lets hope im in luck!
When i got home i told Lloyd-Rhys and said that i was also considereing staying in thier accomidation for the first year and then moving in with him, which at first he didn't like the sound of as today while i was in the interview he had applied for a higher paid job so that even if i didnt have money we could still afford to live comfortably. i explained to him that i want to experience the whole thing of university and then after the first year i will be ready to move in with him, and after i told him the pro's and cons and how he can stay over quite often and its actually closer to his work place, he liked the idea and has agreed to help me, he said he is also going to help me set up meetings in my gap year to get my photo's and name out there! so i just hope he sticks to his word! because now i am VERY excited that i have actually decided what to do!!
Today: After yesturday i am shattered!! But Sarah seems good with me again YEY!! Carrie or Xanthe aren't in!! and If Kim finds out that Carrie was in school and havn't been turning up to her lessons she is FUCKED... they are freaking out and are so pissed at her down the art room, i'm afraid she is fucking this up and she needs it for University! I know it's horrible to say but i think Carrie needs to actually get in trouble in order to realise...and im getting pissed off because whenever shes late or don't turn up its me that they are complaining and shouting to!! it's not fair on me when it's Carrie's doing!! as much as i love her she needs to sort herself out! this is getting ridiculous now!
Welll there you go...My week so far...
Friday 12th: Mair's party..Everythings hazy and i'm trying to piece together my drunken night, which is not easy when people have so many stories about you... like sitting in a plant and not realising for e.g. haha so drinking should be taking to a minimum i think! haha
Saturday 13th: I didn't get in from Mair's party until gone two, and fell asleep around three, i was up several times to have a glass of water to try and sober up, when i finally got up for work i was convinced i was still drunk at half eight. but luckily it wore off not long after starting my shift. Luckily i was finished my twelve thrity and went to cardiff with Lloyd-Rhys SHOPPING! it was for mothers day and i spent money i didn't have lol money i was meant to save for my Tattoo in two weeks time! we then went to watch The Rocky Horror Picture show in theatre which is not advised when you have a HUGE hangover but the show....AMAZING!! i loved it! and surprisingly so did Lloyd-Rhys!
Sunday 14th: Mothersday, bought my mom some dress she liked in H&M and some Thorntons chocolates, luckily she was pleased, we went shopping had a mcdonalds, i got some Photo shop work done and ate loads of junk food....it was a good day :D
Monday 15th : Sarah seemed to be a little weird with me, which i understand but am still upset about...Sarah, i think your a good friend and i hope we can put it behind us and get on with things...
I also discovered my tears.. i now realise how iv'e been testing the ropes and that i am lucky to have what i have and i need to make decisions in order to keep those things. So maybe a life change is in order here!
Tuesday 16th: Lloyd-Rhys...we had a long talk about how he doesn't listen to me and he doesn't understand me, also how he doesn't support me when i need him...we spoke about our worries, as i didn't know what to do with my life, was i rejecting universtity for our relationship? is it umiversity that i want to do? i didn't know! i was afraid that i would lose Lloyd-Rhys and he was worried he was going to lose me...he said hes afraid that he isn't good enough for me and that i will leave him for another woman, even though he knows that i am in love with him, why doesn't he get that he's my exception? and that he's special to me? There was alot of shouting and insults and at one point i thought that was it...untill he made me a promise...that if i go to universtity he will support me, and he will get a job that pays more to support of finances if we move in together...so for now things were solved..
Wednesday 17th: The Newport interview for Fashion and advertising photography, after having all of the talks and tours a quickly fell in love with place, the course sounds amazing and the facilities were to a high standard, i even looked at the accomidation and although it wasn't very good it made me excited! In the actual interview, i think it went well, it lasted about 25 minutes and i spoke for most of it, i was prepared with questions and explained my work as much as i could, he mentioned a foundation year, i replied that i would do it if it was advised and if they don't think i could cope but he said he thinks i would be able to cope as my Portfolio is methodical and my B&W prints were to a high standard, so lets hope im in luck!
When i got home i told Lloyd-Rhys and said that i was also considereing staying in thier accomidation for the first year and then moving in with him, which at first he didn't like the sound of as today while i was in the interview he had applied for a higher paid job so that even if i didnt have money we could still afford to live comfortably. i explained to him that i want to experience the whole thing of university and then after the first year i will be ready to move in with him, and after i told him the pro's and cons and how he can stay over quite often and its actually closer to his work place, he liked the idea and has agreed to help me, he said he is also going to help me set up meetings in my gap year to get my photo's and name out there! so i just hope he sticks to his word! because now i am VERY excited that i have actually decided what to do!!
Today: After yesturday i am shattered!! But Sarah seems good with me again YEY!! Carrie or Xanthe aren't in!! and If Kim finds out that Carrie was in school and havn't been turning up to her lessons she is FUCKED... they are freaking out and are so pissed at her down the art room, i'm afraid she is fucking this up and she needs it for University! I know it's horrible to say but i think Carrie needs to actually get in trouble in order to realise...and im getting pissed off because whenever shes late or don't turn up its me that they are complaining and shouting to!! it's not fair on me when it's Carrie's doing!! as much as i love her she needs to sort herself out! this is getting ridiculous now!
Welll there you go...My week so far...
Monday, 15 March 2010
Xanthe kicked my arse!
All i wanted was some Green tea, and Xanthe goes on to abuse me with her raised voice and a rather forceful kick up the urr 'bottom'...so for that Xanthe i shall say this...
The game! :)
The game! :)
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